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@posadistprincess okay but lbr who Doesn't have a thing for getting their ass kicked by pretty girls in chainmail

@chillallmen@witches.live i don't believe in years ago the universe began last thursday

@chillallmen@witches.live the dad jokes bot, like, yesterday?

@chillallmen@witches.live i can't believe you're just stealing content from the dad jokes bot now

the results of our latest sleep drugs: has more of an effect than usual, but is just makes v drowsy and not like. actually able to sleep. which is worse than usual since that means being unproductive on top of everything

@EeveeEuphoria @monorail at least 3 cuils, bc we r all eevee too

@gasp no u

@monorail ....i have a new role model

@NuclearTess @kew so i have a place to compost them, obvo?

@NuclearTess @kew and then give it to those in need. that's the important part

found some kind of inexplicable advertisement thing on my computer idek

@tavi i mean obviously but like. there aren't a lot of other dicks around i can use for comparison. especially small ones the animal kingdom goes h*ckin crazy with those things

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe oh right i forgot christianity exists

@tavi i think in order for it to qualify it'd have to get as small as like, the jerkwad cis dudes' are so it's sorta a tossup?

@tavi mammoth would imply a level of scale so like. if it's absolutely massive and it's hairy, then that works

the issue with sheep, though is that it implies the existence of a goat as well, and idk what that would be