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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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Scientist: I just boiled water.
Me: Solid.
Scientist: Nope
Me: I mean, that’s cool
Scientist: WRONG AGAIN
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"I put my hammer down," Thor said, "knowing only someone worthy could lift it,"
"Did someone steal it?"
"Would a worthy person steal?"
"So where is it?"
Thor stared into the distance. "A dog took it."
"Won't it return to you?"
"Not while it's held by someone worthy."
#FanFic #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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Kimbleye Gender?
You know that stuff is super bad for the environment right?
....can't tell whether that was a real person or not. but if it was a real person they definitely did not speak any language i'm familiar with, so our interactions would've been very limited anyhow
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I’m gay for trans women, okay??? THEY ARE!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!! AND STRONG!!! That self-actualization!! Fucking gets my heart wet, I love them.
@posadistprincess okay but lbr who Doesn't have a thing for getting their ass kicked by pretty girls in chainmail
@chillallmen@witches.live i don't believe in years ago the universe began last thursday
@chillallmen@witches.live the dad jokes bot, like, yesterday?
@chillallmen@witches.live i can't believe you're just stealing content from the dad jokes bot now
med
the results of our latest sleep drugs: has more of an effect than usual, but is just makes v drowsy and not like. actually able to sleep. which is worse than usual since that means being unproductive on top of everything
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You can pronounce Nietzsche as a sort of sneeze. But you probably shouldn't
@EeveeEuphoria @monorail at least 3 cuils, bc we r all eevee too
flirty
@gasp no u
@monorail ....i have a new role model
zoomers only
@NuclearTess @kew so i have a place to compost them, obvo?
zoomers only
@NuclearTess @kew and then give it to those in need. that's the important part
eye contact
found some kind of inexplicable advertisement thing on my computer idek
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I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
