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@Red @red_priest i'm not sure who you're worshipping but i do know i don't understand it

It is a truth universally acknowledged that 30-50 feral hogs in possession of 3-5 minutes must be in want of a yard. However little known the feelings or views of such a passel may be, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding gun owners, that they are considere

Being a musician means you're in a constant state of "I could've played that better" but only after you're done with the piece.

introducing MANIMALS

they’re like ANIMALS

but for MEN

@CyclopsCaveman look if you were in the middle of the woods halfway to nowhere i'd meet up with you, but a named human settlement? how'm i s'posed to get there

amazing 12/7 great thing that corvids and artificial intelligences have in common: get to beep. and No One can stop you

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@amateurwitch if i knew where to get them i'd already have my own. 'fraid i only ever saw a screenshot of the listing

Introducing dragons to the American ecosystem to help with the 30-50 hog issue

legit question, how do i kiss the 30-50 feral girls that run into my notifications within 3-5 mins while i'm cute and gay

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@amateurwitch it's not related but i am immediately reminded of those novelty lipsticks shaped like dicks

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