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@ben gotta farm thos genitals
@BestGirlGrace oh, lovely. i do appreciate a touch of creative craftsmanship—bullets and blades are entertaining enough, but one so rarely sees anything else in a parasol. i'll look forward to this, shall i?
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@BestGirlGrace okay but only if it's a proper weapon too. i will not settle for menacing by a parasol without at least one built-in means by which it could kill me
@BestGirlGrace simple problem, simple solution
@skelltan@hellsite.site @BestGirlGrace sorry, not quite. the answer was 'yes'
@skelltan@hellsite.site @BestGirlGrace i'll let you try to figure that one out
@skelltan@hellsite.site @BestGirlGrace are these invitations or threats
@BestGirlGrace oh no, wife material
@thatsmycheesemonster they did have a seasonal counter to it with that gothic festival, but obv people who missed that are pretty much stuck eh
@FirstProgenitor it would have inherent coolness by virtue of who made it
@hierarchon golly gee that sounds really quite gay of you (i'm happy for ya, friend)
@Lady there's a lot of folx as are into that
@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun this is probably not the weirdest vore kink i've been involved in
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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun but my toaster doesn't get wifi
@00dani @BestGirlGrace @CyclopsCaveman hell yell it is. honestly it parallels a Lot of minority experiences, which ofc makes it super easy to identify with the pov character
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
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don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own