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imo they should stop making more Pokémon because I'm already never gonna be able to cuddle all of them so why make the problem worse

@applebaps@anarchism.space always glad to be of assistance

@applebaps@anarchism.space we already know miku invented minecraft, silly

me, sharpening a safety pin: i have invented the unsafety pin

i hate youtube comments on pop songs that are like "i'm a guy who listens exclusively to metal but i love this" like yeah darryl we get it you're straight

@anarchiv @raspberry_boy@cybre.space what's it like only having one thing stuck in your head

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space @anarchiv gods, i feel this deep in my soul(s). i do have a partner who lives fairly close to me, there's uh. only one ocean in between us. that's literally the best i've got

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe that's....okay, that's just disturbing honestly. how are you supposed to unionise if people don't believe you

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space @anarchiv i don't technically have that problem, on account of i'm gay for....basically everyone, but Big H*ckin Mood

we still haven't finished discussing what to do about my "helplessly gay for a comrade living in a neighbouring state" problem

the expression "as straight as a rainbow slinky" will always be stuck in my head

@themorgangoats accidentally finding out very obscure knowledges is my specialty

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