@byttyrs not a chance! with the kind of money i have it's home cooking or theft baby
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me: if you look at the cool thing you will die
person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then
me: i have trained you well
@byttyrs izzat an invitation or am i just extremely h*ckin queer
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@peptostate darth vader would hate you for this
@lynnesbian oud morngning!
@byttyrs wait are you implying that's Not a good thing? do i need to not date the yuki-onna now
@byttyrs finally someone who understands the things i need in a partner—namely, the ability to have any kind of physical contact without instantly overheating
@ben don't care. starin at cool things
@ben awful bold to assume dying could in any way make it more difficult for me to do the important things in life—namely, look at cool thing
@ben what do you mean Don't look at the cool thing
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@popstar ask your doctor if Mastodon is right for you
@themorgangoats you could be playing regular d&d too tho
@themorgangoats i legitimately believe this is less horny than just regular dungeons & dragons
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a bug, not a feature.
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don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
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