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@Camas@girlcock.club @dadjokes other collective words for a group of crows include a horde or a wake

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

@CyclopsCaveman @themorgangoats @DirectorBlack yeah why would anyone like that stuff

tbh tho i would've guessed it's made of, like, plastic and dye. not actual dairy

@byttyrs not a chance! with the kind of money i have it's home cooking or theft baby

me: if you look at the cool thing you will die

person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then

me: i have trained you well

Gonna just start carrying around a set of dice so i can roll for decisions throughout the day

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space there's literally no downside to this. more cuter!

@byttyrs wait are you implying that's Not a good thing? do i need to not date the yuki-onna now

@byttyrs finally someone who understands the things i need in a partner—namely, the ability to have any kind of physical contact without instantly overheating

@ben awful bold to assume dying could in any way make it more difficult for me to do the important things in life—namely, look at cool thing

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