Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

a label that reads "you are beautiful"
underneath it, a separate label that reads "pepper spray a cop"

@dopple@cryptid.industries i did that with Some english dictionaries but never the big multi-book complete ones (in my defence they didn't let me take those out of the library)

@CyclopsCaveman agab is pronounced ahab because from hell's heart i stab at thee

@dopple@cryptid.industries i don't have strong feelings about it and might even agree with you it's just weird agreeing with people

@dopple@cryptid.industries and there ya have it, folks. i have concrete reasons for the uh, two. of course it was. i didn't mark:
• horrible with names so i don't actually Know whether i agree
• i'm absolutely disagreeing about the colour one just on principle bc a) purple is fork's favourite b) i filled this out in purple i don't wanna be rude c) look i have a reputation for being contrarian i can't just agree with everything what is this

@dopple@cryptid.industries hm it's almost like we're. similar people, or something, mx
—hold on, brb

@dopple@cryptid.industries yeah just clarifying! tbh people tend to disbelieve mundane aspects of my life so at this point,

@dopple@cryptid.industries if we're being technical about this, i wasn't joking. i do not personally know any latin but i have actually spoken it fluently before

@dopple@cryptid.industries ok at this point there's literally a single square you didn't fill in and it took me being possessed by a latin ghost to pull that one off half the time this is ridiculous

@dopple@cryptid.industries i mean i do that too i probably would've counted it in "did i eat?" since it's also forgetting whether you ate sorta

@dopple@cryptid.industries oh my gods you can remember to eat???

but also dhfjhgkjhgh wow that's a Lot in common

@myconidiosyncracy oh in that case hard same

@dopple@cryptid.industries aww thank i love you too

@myconidiosyncracy i've never said anything cool or sexy in my life but i love going back and reading all the stupid garbage my mind spews out

when someone unintentially misinterprets a dead language for a joke and ur upset about the misunderstanding but you like the joke so it's just "this is wrong, here's why it's wrong, now do it wrong on purpose"

@ghostwife@mastodon.social i don't understand time so this excuse doesn't work on me

@ghostwife@mastodon.social i thought about following you why aren't you here yet