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Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

@wolfie yeah i just fundamentally don't understand time. which is convenient when i have to work over weekends or whatever because i don't tend to register in the first place that it's weekend at all so i'm not especially upset by it

7 tactics of pro-democracy #HongKong protesters

💧 be water

protests swarm to shut down one target after another

🌐 open-source protest

on the spot voting via telegram polls

📱 airdrop

after Telegram DDoS, turn to AirDrop and other P2P tools

✌️ sign language

hand signals and literal signs facilitate supply transfers

😢 🙅 neutralize tear gas

smother canisters w/ traffic cones, wet rags

🚶 avoid stampedes

1-2 1-2 chant to retreat safely

💸 crowdfunding

newstatesman.com/world/2019/08

okay it's really useful that people get excited about fridays because the weekly game's been put on hold and i have no other way to track the passage of time

look, having boobs would be nice and all, but sometimes a girl just wants to be an endlessly mutable roiling mass of eyes and teeth. why can't endocrinologists get to work on HRT for that?

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@ben like freshly coined words or just words you don't know yet

question for all the techies out there: where do i buy #linux ?

death 

thinking about how so many times when i'm told a person i look up to died i don't have a response because i'd thought they were dead for a while and had already come to terms with it

when will they make HRT but for growing fangs?

re: indirectly kinky 

@Camas@girlcock.club oh my gods you actually did it

love how in the time it took me to take a shower y'all had already created and iterated a new meme enough that its source is probably unidentifiable at this point

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space more seriously: i believe the spelling of the word you're looking for is "vers"

@sorreltyree@tootplanet.space a verse is a line in a song

seeking mr eaten's name is fun because its smen which is kinda like semen

*reading the anarchist cookbook* what the fuck I just wanted cupcakes with As on them

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