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@Torie@todon.nl i constantly overuse emdashes because adhd hellbrain is constantly distracted and needs to insert new asides in everything

@V i'm morally obligated to answer the princess bride: s. morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure, but honestly i have no idea what movies i've even watched much less which were my favourites

....mayb megamind?

Queer culture is existing against the will of the world

@ben i have never known any facts about anything and i do not intend to start now

@BestGirlGrace if that's the criterion you're liable to end up with....maybe a couple (significantly) more than eight

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

@wolfie yeah i just fundamentally don't understand time. which is convenient when i have to work over weekends or whatever because i don't tend to register in the first place that it's weekend at all so i'm not especially upset by it

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