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@hierarchon the video game A House of Many Doors, of which i am overly-familiar with all the secret lore

@violet the video game A House of Many Doors, of which i am overly-familiar with all the secret lore

@violet oh wait not everyone knows homd that might be spoiler material

i should play homd some more. it's been a while since the last time i fucked a sapient mile-high tower of conjoined crows

@Camas@girlcock.club i have no actual data to go on given the physical separation between myself and my friends but i'm pretty sure i shared a room once with a dude who was fucking every male friend he had

@Camas@girlcock.club i mean if i'm being completely honest i probably wouldn't either, if only bc i wouldn't think to do it. but it's? is it not normal for close friends to just do the do sometimes when they hang out

@gender_bot@cryptid.industries @violet yo that's a badass h*ckin gender

Star Trek TNG Hot Take 

Data's a good boy

@guerrillarain look you're not supposed to actually know these things it's supposed to be a quaint but charming idiosyncrasy

the rumours of my gender have been greatly exaggerated

@dopple@cryptid.industries ....given it's the english we're talking about? yeah no, everybody hates the english

@dopple@cryptid.industries they'd probably be very upset about that, given their history with the english

when scots words bot accidentally grabs a regular english word

correction: it's exceedingly common for them to be really d__n disturbing for a modern minority audience

from my understanding, most cis white dudes are left unscathed by reading these

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