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@anarchiv no the reason we call it the trojan horse is because we're referring to it in english. really it should be called δουράτεος ἵππος

nsfw ment 

to clarify: it worked exactly as intended, since the porn is significantly brighter than anything else on my computer (probably on account of dark mode or it hurts my eyes)

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nsfw ment 

....okay so i just opened a porn thing specifically so i could use it to see better instead of turning on a light. i don't know what to think about this

today i found out somebody translated smash mouth all star into aramaic, and back into english, by hand, just because they could. the internet is a wonderful place

characters with too many limbs in not quite the right places

@V this is of course the one situation where my having functional decade-old computers is useful

@dopple@cryptid.industries @violet i meant what i said and i said what i meant

@violet @dopple@cryptid.industries yeah i'd much rather date the things that are weird creepy monsters in physical form than in moral substance

@dopple@cryptid.industries @violet the oil rig is great and also iirc a fairly ardent environmentalist, which was neat

@dopple@cryptid.industries @violet i mean to be fair that specific tidbit is a fairly localised phenomenon. but there's a pretty significant chunk of the text in the game devoted to the moral failings of the various societies in it

like sure, there's hornt, but a lot of it Really Isn't

@dopple@cryptid.industries @violet that's completely fair but at the same time i sure hope people don't get off to lax child labour laws

@dopple@cryptid.industries @violet ....maybe if you're hanging out with genevieve or valeria. but there's not actually a lot of hornt in the game

@dopple@cryptid.industries @violet unsurprisingly, there are a lot of people on this site who are into this sort of thing

@wlwthewisp i've already been assigned my gender for the day, this one must be yours

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