Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

this was shared with me elsewhere & i figured it'd be relevant to some of y'all

when ur playing stardew valley but ur seeking mr eaten's name

@themorgangoats you forget i am powered by curiosity

@themorgangoats what if we want to hear you sing

@anarchiv happy to be of assistance

@anarchiv enough of what

@anarchiv i mean if you're into splinters i guess

@anarchiv look i'm just saying "wooden horse" sounds a lot less sexy than "greek"....well, anything, the greeks sure did like to have sex in their stories

@anarchiv no the reason we call it the trojan horse is because we're referring to it in english. really it should be called δουράτεος ἵππος

to clarify: it worked exactly as intended, since the porn is significantly brighter than anything else on my computer (probably on account of dark mode or it hurts my eyes)

....okay so i just opened a porn thing specifically so i could use it to see better instead of turning on a light. i don't know what to think about this

today i found out somebody translated smash mouth all star into aramaic, and back into english, by hand, just because they could. the internet is a wonderful place

@Eldritch_Horrorgirl ah, i see you're a [genderdescriptionsimple] of culture as well

@Eldritch_Horrorgirl smh if u think i'd make the mistake of not dating them all