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@dopple@cryptid.industries what if it's the config files to my brain does that count

@anarchiv eh, i'm used to being so affectionate my typical 'friendly interaction' crosses the line into flirting

that being said i, being an entity of impeccable taste, would totally date a space station

purple, n.: a colour with lots of rhythm and blues and not very much gravity

here's a little leftist ideology primer for any newbies out there (remember, its ok not to know this stuff!):

marxist = gay
anarchist = bisexual
leftcom = asexual
posadist = sapio sexual

@kimdanes@octodon.social the other upside is that "i don't have a heart" is probably the most extra possible way to say "i'm not on hrt"

"it's not exactly a great time for this, chimera", should be the label they attach to whatever my thinking organ is

....not that it's unusual or anything but gods d__n it now i want to rewatch megamind. specifically 'gods d__n it' because, as usual, it's Not Exactly A Great Time For This, Chimera

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site @BestGirlGrace mild self-correction bc i just remembered this isn't a strictly text-based medium

@CyclopsCaveman @skelltan@hellsite.site @BestGirlGrace we're supervillains of course we know how to presentation

@skelltan@hellsite.site @BestGirlGrace yeah but that leaves out the most important part

Queer update: I'm amazingly queer, pretty much constantly.

re: lewd shitpost 

@fructose_dealer i refuse to make any statement clarifying the reason for football lacing because that would force me to actually acknowledge i have no idea how to delete this information from my brain

re: lewd shitpost 

@fructose_dealer the worst part about reading this was being reminded that i actually know why there's lacing on a football

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