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“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
― Terry Pratchett

@ghostwife@mastodon.social fortunately i can attest that none of my alternates are straight, so there should still be at least one normal person here

@dopple@cryptid.industries well duckduckgo seems to think 'scratch my octopus' refers to a song, which is mildly concerning

@dopple@cryptid.industries ....i have to conclude you're saying this because you Want me to google it

@dopple@cryptid.industries huh, i don't think i'm familiar with this particular kink

also i accidentally stumbled across a song called 'too many hands' and like. could they have Possibly picked a more exciting name for this random song that sounds exactly like a dozen other songs i already know

....so i Was gonna unleash devastation upon the world but i got distracted and discovered/invented a new genre of music

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

@minty_da ayy, nice gender!

also, obligatory:
[horrible flirting voice] wanna get together and make it fourteen

theory: i'm leftist propaganda

evidence: ....do i really need to explain this part. y'all know me. probably better than i know myself
evidence: i said it, so it must be true

anyhwo, quod erat demonstrandum

Cyberpunk 2077: if you become an android are you still a human

KH: if you were to be 100% replicated, memories and all, the resulting person would be distinct from you and deserves to be treated like that

Cyberpunk 2077: what the fuck that's not what we were talking about

Nier Automata: actually that's some good shit and I'm gonna roll with it

*9S high fives Riku the Replica*

@irisjaycomics @Balina @fluxom_alt there's eh....about half a dozen unique top hats with eyes and teeth you can wear on your head. iirc they all demonstrate human speech

there's also one especially ornery top hat that you Do Not Under Any Circumstances wear on your head. that one's fun

@Balina @irisjaycomics @fluxom_alt respectively: it depends what you mean by chili; if they want to be; i'm not getting into this argument

@irisjaycomics @Balina @fluxom_alt there's a decent selection of very talkative hats. whether they're technically "people" is a matter of debate, but i mean we have the same debate about whether the rubbery men and clay men are people so....

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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