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If you're gay you're allowed to steal anything that a company has made in rainbow colours.

never coherently explaint anything before and frankly offended at the insinuation that i can

@quarky idk im pretty sure all i did was yell my gender into the void

Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

never coherently explaint anything before and frankly offended at the insinuation that i can

ok why is it that the Gorgon of all people is the one who ends up being the phoenix and not like. the dozen different bird folx. what

the only valid cryptocurrency is tokens carved with an eldritch god image

family stuff & name changes, retrospective 

i got really gorram lucky that wolverine danger was a name that runs in the family so i didn't have to alienate anyone when i picked it

on the other hand, i'd already been not on speaking terms with most of my blood for years before then

not actually sure what the difference ends up being. either i distanced myself from them and changed my name or i changed my name and distanced myself from them. would've all happened about the same time anyhow

@Breakfast @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace why go to all that trouble when you can just go steal a ship and have Marriage Authority Because Captain

me: character generator, generate me a character

character generator: *whir whir whir*

character generator: *chugga chugga chugga*

character generator: *whir whir whir*

character generator: *clunk*

character generator: "7"

me: ........ 🤦‍♀️

Calling strikebreakers "scabs" is extremely good and must come back

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

making really distinctive and useful comparisons but only ever comparing to things that have completely unrelated homonyms

@caymanwent@snouts.online good t kno, thx. not sure ifn i wants to be person tho so /shrug ye ken

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