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@dopple@cryptid.industries ....tfw u made an actual detailed chart abt this but u forgot to actually Put Urself On The Chart

is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word

get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt

@lynnesbian r u telling me the television isn't already a torture rack

getting up in no more than 16 minutes. will be grumpy about it for at least the next half hour or so

@pettancow one of us

@lynnesbian honestly tho there's even natlangs that can do the consistency. english is just Bad

subtooting myself as a flex

@dopple@cryptid.industries @myconidiosyncracy ok this is a literalist joke so like, obviously i approve, but did you miss the friggin

@myconidiosyncracy yell friggin heah

@myconidiosyncracy i am comfortable in my own incompetence (and tend to exaggerate it because it's hard to remember what i'm good at) but imo as long as you treat people with respect you're pretty much set

@myconidiosyncracy aww, thanks. that actually means a lot

@myconidiosyncracy yeah but i'm actively Bad At most of them. so myeh

@myconidiosyncracy hey you're better at literally every single one of those words than i am

@dopple@cryptid.industries @myconidiosyncracy wow we have so much in common i'm gay too