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I'm suddenly reminded of the guy on Mastodon who, without an introduction or anything, offered me a kiln... I said mate I'm not sure if I have any use for a kiln he said it's for free but you need to get it yourself because I don't have a car I said DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE UK so he was like DO YOU WANT THE KILN OR NOT

@dopple@cryptid.industries @shoofle having a finite number of arms???? no thanks

in a more ideal world i would have horns and sharp fangs

@dopple@cryptid.industries ....tfw u made an actual detailed chart abt this but u forgot to actually Put Urself On The Chart

subtoot 

is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word

get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt

getting up in no more than 16 minutes. will be grumpy about it for at least the next half hour or so

@lynnesbian honestly tho there's even natlangs that can do the consistency. english is just Bad

re: yelling 

@dopple@cryptid.industries @myconidiosyncracy ok this is a literalist joke so like, obviously i approve, but did you miss the friggin

proud to give the outdated concept of ""double texting"" a fresh new look, the double reply

@myconidiosyncracy i am comfortable in my own incompetence (and tend to exaggerate it because it's hard to remember what i'm good at) but imo as long as you treat people with respect you're pretty much set

@myconidiosyncracy hey you're better at literally every single one of those words than i am

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