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store nearby has coconut-milk-based ice cream. tried it. turns out chocolate ice cream made from coconut milk is exactly the same as chocolate coconut ice cream, just without all those pesky lactose

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe all the files stored on this machine are nonbinary files, actually,

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i've definitely lived in exactly this place you're describing at least twice

@ItsMorgan that's only fifty degrees above a bearable temperature, not bad

@autistikai 🎶 pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles make me feel good🎶

@BestGirlGrace personally i prefer the code that's (if i can remember it correctly): pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, hold the bun, pickles, pickles, and then you back out of ordering the burg entirely, and pickles

DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun ok but if u use the word 'believer' please understand that i Will take every opportunity there presented to sing i'm a believer in your general direction

meds, complain 

ok so i have a handful of things i need to take at about the same time every day and some of them it's like "don't touch this if ur not eating" and some it's like "don't even think about this if there's food near you" and i really don't get why they can't have some kind of system to make this not happen. given the medications themselves are standardised already it shouldn't be gorram hard

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