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store nearby has coconut-milk-based ice cream. tried it. turns out chocolate ice cream made from coconut milk is exactly the same as chocolate coconut ice cream, just without all those pesky lactose

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe all the files stored on this machine are nonbinary files, actually,

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i've definitely lived in exactly this place you're describing at least twice

@ItsMorgan that's only fifty degrees above a bearable temperature, not bad

@autistikai 🎶 pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles make me feel good🎶

@BestGirlGrace personally i prefer the code that's (if i can remember it correctly): pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, hold the bun, pickles, pickles, and then you back out of ordering the burg entirely, and pickles

DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun ok but if u use the word 'believer' please understand that i Will take every opportunity there presented to sing i'm a believer in your general direction

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