Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

the problem with being aware of modern anglophone culture when ur reading about cultural traditions is things like

[ The term "emuu" originates from the word emo (Old Finnish: "mother", Modern Finnish: "animal mother"). ]

raising animals means ur emo now sorry i don't make the rules

word to the wise: if you're ever living in a mediterranean climate, get some fresh locally grown basil and make pesto. i will literally walk you through the recipe if need be

but if you've lived in a mediterranean climate (in the right season, ofc) without trying it at least once? you are missing out

@Torie@todon.nl we gotta retroactively ban all male opinions of s.f. first tho

you, a fool: associates your witchcraft with Ἑκάτη, goddess of magic
me, an intellectual: associates with Loviatar, goddess of death and disease and notable evil witch queen who dragons were literally named after

@maidofclay i'm flighty, i'm fae, i'm overly emotionally attached to every living being i've ever set eyes on, i will absolutely cry at the slightest provocation and spend every waking moment hanging out with my mortal friends because i treasure our time together

@maidofclay oh no this is SAD

@leila idk i've always considered them to be absolutely hilarious for this exact reason

@socalledunitedstates a very edgy saguaro cactus

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun silly capitalist, fascism is for losers

ok it looks like it's supposed to be a joke thing but like. why is this nazbol merch showing up when i look at antifa related things online. like of all the things to recommend to an antifascist, i'd imagine literal fascism is not high on that list

it's always kinda funny when the algorithm is this dumb

specifically looking young so when you personally remember things from the distant past it confuses people

@spookyfanny@mastodon.art aw yeah i was literally made for this (smooching cute people)