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@dopple@cryptid.industries but....but taking care of people is one of my love languages....

@BestGirlGrace yeah i've never had anything to do with like. the existence of media as a thing. maybe if south park was inscribed on clay tablets?

@dopple@cryptid.industries *being thirsty is queer culture

but also go drink something take care of urslef

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online ok but the bible is definitely a book in the traditional sense. have you considered: levar burton reading the manga he's currently appearing in

machina ex nihilo 

because yes. i do, in fact, seem to have the ability to make things function normally when logic suggests that would be impossible

examples include such things as:
• the portal to hell incident
• more effective when burdened beyond the limitations of its hardware
• bathing the laptop
• that time when i gave a damaged device comforting rubs and it stopped being damaged

villainsona 

@Camas@girlcock.club first off: ur valid

ex is closer to "from" tho? so like

"god from the devil and the machine from nothing"

and if "god from the devil" is somehow too subtle a message i may have to eat my hat

villainsona 

@CyclopsCaveman i mean yeah but also it's sorta. it's less a name and more a mission statement, y'know?

"god from the devil" is pretty blatant i think, and "the machine out of nothing" is sorta a description of something like what i can do

@BestGirlGrace three murdermaids, one to hold the ladder, one to hold the rotor, one to beatbox the heli noises with her mouth

villainsona 

"deus ex diabolus et machina ex nihilo" is too long for a name (i shorten everything) but it definitely gets at the jist of what i appear to be headed toward here

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@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online wow i cant believe they let him have a stand that ♫ can go anywhere ♫ and ♫ can be anything ♫ smh so op

re: qvp lewd 

@ItsMorgan bold of you to assume it's possible to be too horny

villainsona 

ok so:
• lots of cybernetic components
• lovecraftian horror-style eldritch faery bs
• cutesy floral skirt/dress
• formal suit jacket or punk denim jacket?
• antlers-horns-things
• gaslamp-style goggles
• extra limbs
• extra not-exactly-limbs
• extra eyes

i mean obv i'm pretty shapeshifty a lot of the body structure is probably in constant flux, but these are the key points i think

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villainsona 

combining all my aesthetics into a single entity would absolutely have the exact kind of chaotic energy i supposedly exude. so i should probably do it. the question is....how tf do i

@Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz oh absolutely. just haven't seen 'em in person myself, so i don't fully know

@Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz i've heard they're excellent. like, people who accidentally get tickets for their band come back with plans to get those tickets on purpose next time

re: Villainsona 

@kaiavalkyrie@queer.garden @violet i'm fae, being extremely powerful and cool as fuck is pretty much the entire job description

oh it's villain night
and the feeling's right
oh it's villain night
oh what a night (oooooh what a night)

re: Villainsona 

@kaiavalkyrie@queer.garden @violet honestly i've no real experience with this whole deal. humans and their "all having the same basic abilities"

it's really hard to be competitive when one of you's a music note, your friend's the smell of thoughts, and you're talking to the physical embodiment of treeness

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