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@caymanwent@snouts.online jrpg style or western rpg style

lots of clap emojis 

👏 every 👏 trans 👏 girl 👏 deserves 👏 free 👏 hugs 👏 and 👏 snuggles 👏

not actually horny but 

im. taking my clothes off. to exercise. and i can't figure out how to say this in a way that doesn't sound Super Hornt. and it's hilarious to me

re: horseshoe diagram uncaptioned 

@myconidiosyncracy yeah idk maybe it's because the white supremacists....are racist

@myconidiosyncracy yeah, i'm typically engaging with the kind of folks who've already integrated themselves into a community. so like. even the real bad whatsits will still have fairly measured responses, since they've assimilated the communication style they're in

re: horseshoe diagram uncaptioned 

@myconidiosyncracy the philosopher one is imprecise—they only ever do white european philosophers. and occasionally a greek one, maybe

greek philosophers is usually "this is the icon of someone who is trying to turn every conversation into a philosophical debate" (thanks, socrates) more than a specific ideology

and other philosophers are largely overlooked for Obvious Raisins

@myconidiosyncracy meeting someone with an anime avatar is always an experience to go through bc like. there's no way to tell at first glance

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast "know me by my deeds!" i cry as i erect an immeasurably tall tower of teacups

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast all right. is there a limit to the number of teacups that can be summoned

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast well but then we also have our cover story built into the power. who would suspect the humble old teashop owner (cough cough iroh cough)

@CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast eh, there's probably enough empty space in the human body to just stick a teacup inside someone and let them deal with the consequences

@CyclopsCaveman so if i'm good enough at eyeballing the sizes of things i can just summon a teacup inside someone's mouth, yes?

@CyclopsCaveman are there limitations on like. the size of the cup or where it's summoned to. bc i could definitely weaponise this

When white people say "where does it stop?" to reparations, that's because they're beginning to comprehend the sheer extent of what they should give back. That's the sound of their head spinning at the sheer enormity of what they have committed

re: tf, weird pointless question 

@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun not changing form is a tf thing now ok got it

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