Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

@uncletrunks ....have they never heard of this thing called a 'pocket'

....it's entirely possible i was being flirted with earlier today. between my being naturally very affectionate and my not being At All used to flirting it just scanned as normal conversation to me?

anyway this is all to say that if ur reading this and we're dating pls let me know im v oblivious

@lynnesbian gorb morg!

@Lady *grabbing random people and sticking them in a stolen shopping cart* one of these is probably a top right

@JohnBrownJr "free to play" is shorthand for "free but we have ads" or "technically free except you have to pay for full access", in my experience

@ben @amateurwitch how do you think she got to be so hot

answered "what are you doing" with "nothing much, just transitioning" and got confused when my conversation partner didn't get it. apparently they're part of this weird new "cisgender" fad?

@wolfie yep. fun stuff, innit

@dopple@cryptid.industries i am an endless font of highly unuseful knowledges

tbh the best evidence we're actually a plural system is just the fact that if i was left to my own devices all our names would've been horrible, horrible puns

i'm so sorry, anyone who read this

if you ever wanted to know why some cultures consider pork an unclean meat, here's one piece of the puzzle:

barbecued pork, excluding the spices involved, smells exactly like burning human flesh