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@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe me, inspired: i'm being surveiled by the scp foundation because they think my gender is an existential threat to reality as we know it

So the secret to not waking up tired is to sleep early! Who would have thought?! Now that's a life hack I'll remember!

i am unapologetically weird. i don’t give a rat’s ass what you think about my hobbies or my likes. excuse me for having a fucking personality just because it doesn’t line up with what you think is acceptable

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@CyclopsCaveman jokes on u i can be cute and depressed At The Same Time

multitasking, baby

@binchicken @monorail @Kat@snouts.online tabletop groups have an infinite capacity for being distracted by anything and everything not related to the actual plot

@dopple@cryptid.industries oh, it's Definitely not fear

What did you do over the last 7 years?

We don't know, there was a lot of science fiction and Shitposting though.

@velexiraptor too late the schism is already fracturing into disparate squabbling sects

@velexiraptor ok but now i wanna map my controls in that order—w is north, a is south, s is east, d is west

This sign at the union that hosts our DSA meetings has the right idea

@cherubiks you forgot the ones that are completely off-the-wall unrelated to anything

something that's been on my mind lately: white folks spend So Much time and money killing plants just because they aren't the one kind of plant they want growing there. like... nature is so abundant, if we just stopped fucking poisoning and chopping things all day long there would be plants everywhere in like 3 months. many of those would be edible. we spend so much energy just stopping nature from doing its thing.

(this is not a metaphor but it could be. what are you weedwhacking in your soul?)

Imagine being as gay as this bitch *gestures to myself*

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