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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@whinybottom@godforsaken.website yes but the real question is which of them plays the flesh oboe better
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You, a pedant: Fall starts on September 23rd.
Me, a spoopy: If you can't appreciate the poetry of starting the Halloween season with the full moon falling on Friday the Thirteenth, leave now.
fedi karaoke night
@monorail i was gonna be like "i can and will sing harmony to every single song" but. i don't want to hurt the karaoke machine's feelings
other than that, you can rely on me to sing something in at least one dead language
re: uspol
@Bryanne@radical.town *everyone else gets punished
the rich kid gets away scot-free
@Camas@girlcock.club pick a kind of exercise you enjoy doing, ya goof
re: subtoot
@amateurwitch so r u
@Camas@girlcock.club what if "yes have fun"
@fluxom_alt tbh i don't really care if anybody aspires to be Like me. i just want to be openly queer enough for them to realise it's okay, & ideally also be a safe space for the lil queerlings to be themselves
basically i should just be like. everyone's parent
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Suddenly realizing that if I get old enough I can BE one of those wrinkly elder queers that lil queer kids look up to.
@fluxom_alt yeck. THIS is the goal
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The fediverse is impressive in the way that I didn't know people even had this many ways to be horny online
@chillallmen@mastodon.social i've done this before
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@Camas@girlcock.club 
myeh
@Camas@girlcock.club so what ur saying is that ur....out of this world?
if ur ever worried that u don't respond to messages fast enough, know this:
i just got an email from a job i applied to three months ago. saying they're looking to hire me. there had been no contact from them before this, and they took so long to respond they had to offer me a different version of the job (since it was scheduled to begin roughly two months ago). idek how to respond to this, it's Three Months late and they're still trying to hire me
i found a "hello, my name is" nametag thingy and so of course i, being an absolute the princess bride: s morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure meme, wrote "inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die" on
i wonder if anybody will comment on it
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as the saying goes: one man's trash is another man's gender
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sometimes i hate-read papers about translation efforts because anthropocentrism can't conceive of xenodiplomatic methodologies that aren't fucking terrible
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queer culture is not being many people's type, but for the people whose type you are you are *extremely* their type
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
