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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
re: maybe my brain is tired
@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom they do that! it's uh. fun sometimes
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my mom: are you gay??
me, pulling out diagrams: to explain this I'm going to need to talk about parallel genders
re: maybe my brain is tired
@Sorreltyree@cooler.mom tbh that just makes me think you've interacted with human larvae recently
@mavica ....do. do i list all my names, or
re: "Fall starts..." Alignment chart
@erinbee all the year is halloween, fall is just one season
re: gaming violence
@dopple@cryptid.industries i don't think i want to know what a "human rights movement slash terrorist cell" entails
re: gaming violence
@dopple@cryptid.industries well yeah we don't usually have rocketlaunchers. that's just the trendy catchphrase
that said, i've beaten stealth missions in which every single enemy noticed me
gaming violence
@dopple@cryptid.industries ah, yes. the rocketlauncher school of stealth
they can't know you're there if none of them are left alive!
@whinybottom@godforsaken.website yes but the real question is which of them plays the flesh oboe better
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You, a pedant: Fall starts on September 23rd.
Me, a spoopy: If you can't appreciate the poetry of starting the Halloween season with the full moon falling on Friday the Thirteenth, leave now.
fedi karaoke night
@monorail i was gonna be like "i can and will sing harmony to every single song" but. i don't want to hurt the karaoke machine's feelings
other than that, you can rely on me to sing something in at least one dead language
re: uspol
@Bryanne@radical.town *everyone else gets punished
the rich kid gets away scot-free
@Camas@girlcock.club pick a kind of exercise you enjoy doing, ya goof
re: subtoot
@amateurwitch so r u
@Camas@girlcock.club what if "yes have fun"
@fluxom_alt tbh i don't really care if anybody aspires to be Like me. i just want to be openly queer enough for them to realise it's okay, & ideally also be a safe space for the lil queerlings to be themselves
basically i should just be like. everyone's parent
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Suddenly realizing that if I get old enough I can BE one of those wrinkly elder queers that lil queer kids look up to.
@fluxom_alt yeck. THIS is the goal
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The fediverse is impressive in the way that I didn't know people even had this many ways to be horny online
@chillallmen@mastodon.social i've done this before
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
