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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
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don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@Thomas you say that as though murder is ever Not legal
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Meanwhile, in Main Engineering...
Data: *picks up rock sample* It appears to be Carbon.
Geordi: *looks at it* My visor's spectral analysis is consistent with it being Carbon.
Lt. Barclay: *pulls out tricorder* These readings indicate that this is Carbon.
Wesley: Computer, analyze this rock sample.
Computer: Working... Probability 99% that this sample is comprised of 100% Carbon.
Picard: Picard to Engineering, have you got an analysis of the rock sample we found?
Geordi: We think it's Carbon, Sir. However we'll need another 48 hours to make sure
Data: *picks up rock sample* It appears to be Carbon.
Geordi: *looks at it* My visor's spectral analysis is consistent with it being Carbon.
Lt. Barclay: *pulls out tricorder* These readings indicate that this is Carbon.
Wesley: Computer, analyze this rock sample.
Computer: Working... Probability 99% that this sample is comprised of 100% Carbon.
Picard: Picard to Engineering, have you got an analysis of the rock sample we found?
Geordi: We think it's Carbon, Sir. However we'll need another 48 hours to make sure
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I recommended Carole & Tuesday to one of my coworkers who is a big music nerd but hasn't watched anime. Her mind was blown (her words) that there's anime with English voice acting. She wound up showing a surprising amount of curiosity about the medium, and asked me a lot of questions; about what makes something "anime", what types of genres there are, where you can watch it. It was so nice and refreshing to have someone who isn't already into anime show genuine interest in talking about it.
@kimdanes@octodon.social well she's certainly not straight is all i'm saying
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@rufousboi@teamrufous.masto.host star trek
also it goes doubly bc i do actually do editing work. i may hate the english language but i've a grasp of how it works that surpasses basically anyone i know, and i like using my skills to help people, so it was kinda a natural conclusion
i can't think of a relevant pun so i might have to settle for "the editor". does at least have the bonus of i can use my name as a lead-in to offering to tutor people who need help in academics
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science levels are holding at 77%
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@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site @monorail @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space @socks @Frinkeldoodle i would've been rather disappointed were that not the case, yes. also confused. very confused, actually, i don't understand what even is a being straight is it some kind of food
@raspberry_boy@cybre.space plato's allegory of the mastodon
@CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site @monorail @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space @socks @Frinkeldoodle your prowess? like, you are exceptionally skilled at being gay. you've cultivated a reputation as Very Good At Gay and people from out of town come to ask you for advice on how to gay better
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periodic reminder: "to pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally coined to describe an impossibility.
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#BOFH excuse #73:
Daemons did it
@pup_hime looong looooooong leeeeeeeegs
@dopple@cryptid.industries can't build pylons we require more minerals
@dopple@cryptid.industries ok good to know it's important to establish boundaries
@dopple@cryptid.industries not quite kinky enough for vanilla, are we
@dopple@cryptid.industries ngl i would not have been able to tell you that if you hadn't told me outright that it was
@dopple@cryptid.industries i prefer books, but the company would more than compensate for the entertainment. what flavour?
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
