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@kimdanes@octodon.social wow i cant believe the gending machine also dispenses gf

@kimdanes@octodon.social The Gending Machine: Now you can experience all the pain of the thing you want getting stuck in the vending machine, but with Dysphoria, Too!

@minty_da @hierarchon ah yes, the switch vers. definitely not something i interpreted wildly differently than intended

@mavica this might be related to how some brainweirds mess with pattern separation in the way that mind encodes memories? can't be sure, but it seems similar at least

whoOPS im back down the oneshot rabbithole

lov me som a thos Feels

oneshot 

jkhgfdzs i just looked this up to try and figure it out bc it's never explicitly mentioned in-game and the Official Word Of God on the question of "is niko a boy or a girl" is:
• i have no idea!
• yes, niko is a boy or a girl

(nightmargin & eliza's answers, respectively)

which also means this shitpost is literally canon and im sgjshj

re: food, recipes that are made of lies 

@checkervest@octodon.social also this is just a bad recipe? that's a Tonne of tahini wyd??? and even excluding that who tf makes a batch of only 16 cookies

"You make me hot, you make me sigh, You make me laugh, you make me cry"
- Steve Miller, summing up the 4* emotions a human is capable of feeling:
Hornt
Exasperated
Comedy
SadTimes

*The fifth is Umami

re: shitpost re: Anthro theory 

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth oh absolutely. i'm just poking fun

tho now my brain are like "the two wolves meme is just a furry plural thing"

re: shitpost re: Anthro theory 

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth yeah but plurality is rarely associate with a specific nunmbber

shitpost re: Anthro theory 

@RadiantEmber@weirder.earth inside you are two wolves

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz if both halves of this aren't in ur relationship u don't get to call it true love

Ah yes, Mastodon, representing the Deadly Sin of Horny On Main.

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