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imagine being as good at flirting as I am and still getting tongue-tied every time you see a pretty girl in person, so sad

@chillallmen@mastodon.social they....dont. usually???? ive never seen a cactus that needed water before

@Breakfast cmon ur supposed to be some big executive type surely u kno how to make bad choices

Director: I know, I'll make a movie that shows them how EVIL the world is, and how the heart of man is one of DARKNESS AN-

Millennial: Yeah I know.

D: Wha-

M: I know all that.

D: B-but my grim idea-

M: Oooohhh...these cartoons look colorful...I miss hope.

@chillallmen@mastodon.social those are the same gender

tfw someone misspells the mild swear in a video caption and ur left wondering which one of your friends the giant crocodile is

a really pretentious assassin that only uses art knifes for killings

@entreprecariat imo it's the inconsistency
it's fine if it's — like this — yeah
but it's also cool—like this—at least, for me
not —like this— only villains do that

@turtlebirb@radical.town always two there are. a master, and an apprentice

@Squiddy i invented the term just now to describe a phenomenon i've observed a lot

Using fedi is much easier once you realise you need to basically type any random thought that gets stuck in your head and see what happens with it

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