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@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i think i'd take that as a reason to go get some, personally

hrt 

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into a cute monster

@ben nah if someone manages to hack my gender i'll just get a new one

@kandyelmo@snouts.online kandyelmo 2: electric boogaloo

imagine being as good at flirting as I am and still getting tongue-tied every time you see a pretty girl in person, so sad

@chillallmen@mastodon.social they....dont. usually???? ive never seen a cactus that needed water before

@Breakfast cmon ur supposed to be some big executive type surely u kno how to make bad choices

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!