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I simply want to live in a castle with a polycule who all own swords

@kimdanes@octodon.social one of the things that happens as you're getting on your way is an urchin will also ask you what you want to be called. ur gender has no bearing on your choice of titles (and you can change it anytime you draw the urchin card)

also i know there's at least one canonically nb character in the game, tho none i know of are gonna be easy to find

"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in it's-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

lisp people: "you know lisp is really elegant, with only a handful of operations you can do anything--"
assembly people, hollering from the toilet: "HEY DID YOU KNOW THE MOV INSTRUCTION IS TURING COMPLETE?"

@set@bsd.network yeah it doesn't make any sense. i isn't even a real note

subtoot 

how do u follow someone multiple times at once

(specifically, from a single account. i know the word-magics as well as you do)

@Camas@girlcock.club ðy is a kumplitli difrint saund ðo. ai wil kunsid ðat ju wud bi betar

@Camas@girlcock.club wi did yiu dubl ð numbr uv ſilubls in ðis ſentens

@Camas@girlcock.club stop adiŋ uneseseri letrs & i mait giv u wun. juſt ſumþiŋ tu kip in mind

Sony Pictures CEO Wants To Remake #ThePrincessBride and #CaryElwes Has The Perfect Response ...

Cary WINS THE WHOLE DAMN INTERNET today.

@elfi @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun in some cases, certainly. but some rules are english original(tm), and besides. most languages don't use the spelling rules of a completely different language to spell their loanwords

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