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@Camas@girlcock.club we literally just had friday the thirteenth, you doof

re: tf kink trashpost 

@sudo_bee look i can tell how this is supposed to read but my hellbrain is very insistent that actually this is beegirls getting tfed into bros

being transformed by your friends is good, actually :trans_egg: :blobnom_trans:
send subtoot

Horny? In my timeline? It's more likely that you think.

@pizza also if ur trying to convince people ur a powerful wizard

the only reason to grow a beard is so you can stroke it thoughtfully when presented with a conundrum

@ElfLord they're also delicious and nutritious. some folks're allergic tho

@raekh look, viddy game good, but have you considered... tiddy game?

Sorta romantic 

List of irl tropes I am 100% for:

- Posting "ffff how can you tell if someone's into you, I really hope they like me"-type subposts on social media, knowing FULL WELL that the other person follows you and is going to read it but acting like you don't know

re: Sorta romantic 

@socks im being fucking called out here

re: hot take, subtoot 

@dopple@cryptid.industries i know, i love you

re: hot take, subtoot 

@dopple@cryptid.industries you h*cking dork

re: hot take, subtoot 

@dopple@cryptid.industries is it really a subtoot if you @ them in the d__n thing

Take me down to the estrogen city
Where my skin gets soft
And I grow some titties

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