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brb gonna do some summoning rituals so i can have a demon girl cuddle puddle

"Lo, you need to focus on commissions."

"Hrrnnggg, commissions?"

"When a furry wants to get more art of their fursona, they seek out an artist and pay them in exchange for making art."

"Hrnngggggggrrrgngnngngng, sona?"

"A fursona, a form of proxy persona through which a person represent themselves. Proxy personas date back far into ancient history, and come in a variety of forms, such as

shadowrun, lewdish shitposting 

good news, everyone: you're allowed to install cybernetic breast implants and genitalia on your cybernetics without any regard for what's supposed to go where

anyway time to make a character whose cyberarm is just. fifteen dildos

'Mr. Dente' was my father.

Please, call me Al.

i, uh....i have officially reached the bad part of this fandom. idek how to find what im looking for without pulling up results that absolutely disgust me here

the fact im deliberately looking up something i personally find disgusting Might Be Related, but i need answers ok

allewdsion 

speaking as a bard....honestly you're probably understating it

@professor_stoke @dankwraith well then you heard wrong. those numbers may well be accurate, but chinggis khaan had died some thirty-odd years before the mongols besieged baghdad

@professor_stoke @dankwraith as usual, it depends which historian you ask. it's definitely the easiest thing to point to as "okay it's definitely over here", but the abbasid caliphate had been largely irrelevant for centuries by the time the mongols came around, and some historians claim the golden age lasted until as late as the 16th century when it uh....became the ottoman golden age. general consensus tends to be that the islamic golden age had been in decline for some time before the mongols

@katie i have never been annoyed by either of these people excuse you

Hat Kid and The Doctor:
* Both have a time traveling spaceship
* Neither addressed by their name
* Both human-looking aliens
* Both highly eccentric
* Both annoy the shit out of everyone but somehow end up befriending them
* Both puzzle solving geniuses
* Both have a nice hat

@dankwraith chinggis khaan unified the mongols and brought about one of the safest periods in eurasian history. because nobody was stupid enough to fight the mongol empire, and they encouraged trade and cross-cultural exchanges, which brought about quite possibly one of the greatest scientific golden ages in the world

tl;dr: h*ck off he's way less problematic than the alternatives. also spell his name right smh

cannibalism and/or lewd, misandry 

just saw the sentence "all men are pigs, and i'm in the mood for bacon" and i Really can't tell why someone would've used that as an attempt to flirt with people

shadowrun 

rather amused that the character i immediately got attached to, like. before even really finding out anything about any of them, is:
• cat-themed girl
• hacker
• fantasy autism
• very vocal about mistreatment of [fantasy neurodiverse] people

i mean, really, she could've been half the people i know. and when the only thing i knew about any of them was their usernames, i instinctively was like "that one. that one's my people". it's perfect

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