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*watching a maiden get sacrificed to a monster* that should be ME

person i'm trying to meet with: can we meet early next week?

also person i'm trying to meet with: i'm not available monday or tuesday

....????what do they mean by 'early' then wtf

@dopple@cryptid.industries all of them??? and anyway i'm pretty sure she can

@luna@hellsite.site @CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site @ItsMorgan wow we should commit toot crimes more if this is what happens

how finnish am i? well, i'm currently fantasising about having to hack a hole in the ice of a lack to be able to jump in it for sauna. and i just had a nightmare about someone i know recognising me and coming over to say hi

@V ....now i wanna know how many different colour names are available

Remembering that classic moment when the musician Prince created a symbol for himself that is a combination of the symbols for male and female, and literally sang "I'm not a woman; I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand." and The Cis were still like "what a man!"

re: kink talk 

@fluxom_alt yeah well obviously i dont eat the bad ones???

re: kink talk 

@fluxom_alt ....i thought that was the point of campy superhero stories

@nova no but like. make one of them More Black than possible. so that way ur 101% goth

Gender is confusing. And so is sexuality. And labels.

@nova clearly u just need to make one of them Even Darker Black

@GlitterDisaster where i come from, we celebrate that holiday every day of the year

in honor of dragon smooching day, which is a totally real holiday that i didnt make up, here is this old doodle i found

Linux is super cool when everyone involved is a cute trans girl tbh, this so doesn't compare to bearded assholes telling you about things you're still out of your depth for and other asshole so uet to grow a beard being pretentious about knowing a bit more

If you wouldn't snuggle the people you do tech with then what's the point? If you don't sext after thirsting over an amd gpu together what are you even doing? Clinging to your heterosexuality? Grow up

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