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@BestGirlGrace these are absolutely excellent but im afraid my favourite part is that the only provided contact info is fax

@nova it took me a moment you meant the avatar nobody actually remembers

re: Capitalism accurately summed up in a shit post 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life this is excellent how dare

@hafnia i do that sometimes, but i'm usually too distracted by the symphonies stuck in my head to comment

@hafnia that's the beauty of uh....whatever fresh hell this is. i'm incapable of being annoyed by music so i can just irritate all my closest friends for ages

@hafnia i remember it starting off as "this is boring to play" and then immediately going off into "i hear it everywhere i cannot escape this no matter what i do"

shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved

@hafnia i feel like at this point you're on the edge of just rehashing the pachelbel rant with tchaikovsky

re: hornt 

@Camas@girlcock.club yeah but the bouncing is the best part of thos things

re: hornt 

@Camas@girlcock.club picturing this as one of those bouncing dvd logos and getting upset at my brain for imagining a scenario where it's impossible for it to bounce off corners bc there's no corners for it to bounce off

me, to a friend: what is the ultimate earworm?

friend: Vivaldi's "Spring".

me: huh. you know, I would have said Tchaikovsky, Piano Concerto No. 1 in B Flat. It's been stuck in my head for over twenty years.

my friend: ...what on earth is wrong with you?

@TeethTeethTeeth this is the most difficult decision i have ever faced in my life

when cis women criticize individual trans women for taking up space, speaking our minds, or otherwise transgressing conventional femininity, then link it to our asserted 'male socialization,' the implication is: cis women can't do those things

I come bearing the radical, feminist idea that cis women can and do do those things, actually, and it is in fact easier than if you do them while being censured by transmisogyny.

if you are genuinely envious of a trans woman's self-command, I invite you to emulate her in your pursuit of women's liberation. we can all raise each other up or we can splinter apart into miserable hopeless cells of repressive isolation; I know which one I'd rather do!

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every time i hear a cis person introduce themself with their pronouns i grow another soul

i have no soul

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