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@CyclopsCaveman it's a date

@CyclopsCaveman ok how about smooches instead

@CyclopsCaveman @violet @Breakfast no actually it's called mutual gayd

@CyclopsCaveman i can wait. i can also break the work things probably

@violet @Breakfast @CyclopsCaveman well i offer my services freely so myeh

@Breakfast @CyclopsCaveman im very talented! im capable of both loving people and being in love with people

@CyclopsCaveman is this the part where we go a-frolicking in the eld woods together or

@Breakfast @CyclopsCaveman i sure hope so! if not i have some bad news for like half the folx i'm dating

@CyclopsCaveman which territory? the cute people with horns one?

@CyclopsCaveman and, evidently, of my heart

@CyclopsCaveman i mean....yeah. so r u. but also not generally a great idea

@CyclopsCaveman a terrible decision, really

@chillallmen@mastodon.social this is actually the most masc thing of all

@ben so....exactly like normal then

@Nikolai_Kingsley did i stutter

so my fork is:
• rewatching atla bc they can
• an absolute comedic genius

@pbandkate@radical.town if you don't blend in, it just means you're more memorable. which is a good thing

on the bright side, though? the other folks staffing the event were great. there were gendered restrooms (because of course there were) and a couple of us spent like a quarter of an hour trying to find one for, well, folx like me. of which, i couldn't say an exact number, but i know that one of the people i spoke with used they/them pronouns. so

basically ig the tl;dr is that rich people may be horrid pieces of shit but they can afford to hire the best people which means their staff are cool???