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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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dear fellow leftists
let "I haven't thought this out yet" be an answer. it deserves to be one.
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Husband sent me this and all I could think is "it's a new variation on #spoon Theory and #ForkTheory"
@ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz @dopple@cryptid.industries who tf is using slang from a previous century on my tl without inviting me
@amateurwitch earth, probably
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so my fork is:
• rewatching atla bc they can
• an absolute comedic genius
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"the sharper the teeth, the gayer i am" —me, 2kearliertoday
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me: tries to make my hair vaguely presentable
my hair: invents five new directions and refuses to combine them in any remotely usable fashion
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i told someone kai is short for chimera and they completely missed my excellent wordplay i am so offend
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All I'm saying is if I was on the jury for the murder of an oil exec, I'd say it was self defense.
mild cannibalism re: mild lewd, re: subtoot
@myconidiosyncracy i mean i'll try anything once but i've heard it tastes bad
re: subtoot
@myconidiosyncracy whats a 'mom' is it some kind of food
re: subtoot
@myconidiosyncracy h*ck u im not changing my name to something people could interpret as an actual name
"call one eight-eight-eight eight-eight-eight eight-eight eight-eight now, for no particular reason"
@violet @CyclopsCaveman @Breakfast well, we appreciate your contributions. and company. so what does it matter which of us has a limited-use weapon and which has a multipurpose ring-shaped thingummywhat
@CyclopsCaveman ok how about smooches instead
@CyclopsCaveman @violet @Breakfast no actually it's called mutual gayd
@CyclopsCaveman i can wait. i can also break the work things probably
@violet @Breakfast @CyclopsCaveman well i offer my services freely so myeh
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
