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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
"Debate about whether those in power wanted to kill them or were simply indifferent to their well-being only serve to determine whether the violence done to them was direct State violence or a form of State-sponsored violence through willful ignorance."
"Again, issues of fairness, mercy, and justice become subordinate to neoliberal notions of efficiency."
@EeveeEuphoria we're out of bread can i interest you in a nice couscous instead
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Genie: You have ONE WISH.
Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.
Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].
Genie: Wait, is that...?
Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.
@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz refuse to believe they left in the first place
@fluxom_alt yes exactly. or to piss off the neighbour's cat
@skelltan@hellsite.site 910. next question
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my friends, sobbing: you can't just make everything into gender jokes
me, pointing at garbage and recycling bins: ahh the two genders
@fluxom_alt also fun to just. do. for the hell of it
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practicing bursting into a cloud of ravens whenever I feel awkward and need to leave
@lynnesbian all might???
re: white people
@aradinfinity absolutely the fuck no, why are people like that
@lynnesbian ....you're saying fedi is what a dating site should be?
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fedi is like a dating site except it's not designed as one so people aren't always acting like Their Most Dateable Selves and you can fall in love naturally and also debate food preparation methods sometimes
re: white people
@aradinfinity oh no who the hells is doing this now
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protip for white people
when you feel the need to describe anything as "tribal" that is not literally a group of people who call themselves a tribe, how about you just don't
if you need a word, try doing "inspired by x tribe" instead
hello i just found people on birdsite trying to flirt with sparknotes' social media person(s) im. what
@RobinHood yeehaw rehab is for when ur assigned yeehaw at birth
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
