"As an illustration of the excesses of our time, all three men point to the gross inflation of executive compensation, which was 20 times an average worker's pay in 1973 and is roughly 260 times an average worker's salary today [...] To add insult to injury, those earning their income from wages must, under current tax code, pay a higher percentage of their wages to the government than those who earn their income from dividends and capital gains."
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You know the little suggestion bar when you're typing, idk what it's called? but my one is so frantic trying to figure me out
recently after i typed "I didn't wanna risk being a-" my phone immediately suggested "lesbian". which, first of all, wrong... secondly... what??
then today after i watched a video my friend sent me of their bunny jumping into an open bin, i replied "that lil dude just threw themself in the trash" and my phone, after trash, suggested the word wife
so idk if my phone thinks I'm the trash wife or if i want a trash wife but either way i think it's right
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#BOFH excuse #213:
Change your language to Finnish.
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"The court also cited "evolving standards of decency that mark the progress of a maturing society." With no other Western nation allowing for such juvenile executions, one has to wonder why the maturation of America's "standards of decency" had taken so long."
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@BestGirlGrace or just whatever the fuck gaius was doing in rome
@BestGirlGrace nah we've inadvertently studied plenty of history we already well familiar with that
@BestGirlGrace ok but actually this is a legit justification for that trope and i. hate that fact. so much im gonna write a story with that plot point
@BestGirlGrace the real reason time travelers always have to ask a local what the date is
@BestGirlGrace stick to time machines. less complicated
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own