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@diodelass the few cases of fae who can do iron all work pretty much Exclusively with iron

there need to be charts of metal compatibility with various creatures

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"Flirting with cuties" should be top of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

re: vaguely kink 

@sixcubit @soft
"I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight"

@clerical@deadinsi.de ....that definition doesn't really apply too well either

@Camas@girlcock.club @TimMad @a_bun@girlcock.club @VerifiedBottom you might have to get on this one yourself

It’s an elusive noontime in the barn, and you are an abhorrent chicken.

Fun fact: Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People was released in Germany by Daedalic, but it's English-only. I think it's the only thing they've EVER released that's not playable in German. They apparently considered the humour impossible to translate, and thought that anyone who's a fan of Homestar Runner would speak English anyway, since the cartoons were never officially translated to German, or any other language.

I'm going to retroactively claim "Only trust your fists / Police will never help you" as an intersection of good game design (letting the players know that there is no game mechanic where reliance on an authority will at all aid them) and good praxis (letting players question reliance on said authority in the first place).

me: meows at computer bc it's not paying attention to me
me:
me: i wonder why people keep comparing me to a cat

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