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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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Give the goose a sword
@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social @robotcarsley @em good
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Misinformation
Software, so named because it is comfy and good to cuddle
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Humor: It’s funny when you get a pair of scissors but you can’t open the package, because you NEED a pair of scissors
Fediverse humor: what if there was a large grey room with a salt shaker lit by a single spotlight, and a caption that reads “SLAT”
in retrospect, this was much less relatable than expected
@mavica there is a distinct nonzero probability of that, yes
@sophistoche psh, only metaphorically? amateur
@mavica exactly what was said
the problem with being unable to sit still is sometimes you accidentally just stab yourself directly in the duct tape
@HTHR@cybre.space no this makes perfect sense what are you talking
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When the superhero is woke but still believes in justice
From webcomic Devil's Candy
@ben @SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social beatcastling
@SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social @ben what about beatjousting instead
@SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social @ben well, it'd be hard to say you won the match per se, but your opponent definitely lost
@NeoAJ bit of a roundabout way to say "im gay", but points for style
@ben @SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social did it really tho
@ben @SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social just yeet a house at 'em it'll be fine
@SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social @ben have you tried beat(box)ing an opponent into submission
@ben @SapphicGiraffic@wubrg.social im interpreting 'deck' as in a tape deck
@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz well....yes. we tend to be a bit disconnected from the mortal societies, you see
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
