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@aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space @violet perfectly understandable. we're not gonna touch you without your permission

@violet @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space we've got a faery navigating here. knowing your address would probably make it Harder to find you

@violet @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space clearly the solution is we pick up one of you and carry you over to the other one

Well, its been great, but for the sake of our poor baby changeling were gonna have to stop talking to horny people. Which, we are saddened to admit, means blocking literally the entire fediverse. Thank you for your understanding.

Last night's D&D session:

DM: you enter a large cavern under the castle. There are people imprisoned.

Me: it's a dungeon. We're in a dungeon.

DM: in front of you are five large lizards of various color, the largest you've ever seen.

Me: dragons.

DM: in the distance you see a hallway leading to another chamber.

Me: another dungeon?

DM: I promised Dungeons and Dragons, and I plan to deliver. Roll initiative.

When I was a kid, my friend’s mom hated cursing, so instead of “kiss my ass” she would say “rut my butt”

Which in retrospect, is a THOUSAND TIMES more lewd and horrifying

I love that sex workers call non-sex workers civilians. as a civilian, sex workers are the only troops I support

@breakfastgolem @hyperlink@snouts.online not wearing skin totally counts as being nude

A dark gritty reboot of Captain Planet as the eco-terrorist everyone secretly roots for; like Robin Hood except he attacks the root causes of the climate crisis.

@Kilroy@snouts.online ....we should never be in the same room together

@kimdanes@octodon.social you have made the correct choice

dunno what the pajama discourse is about but what kind of losers have the wherewithal to change out of their clothes more than once a day

@a_bun@girlcock.club spamming that validate button yell heah

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