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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@asdflkjh and, as a sign of our high regard, we won't even request anything at the time we give it to you
@asdflkjh no but we did manage to nab a copy of some of santa's time manipulation tech so. if you stopped by we could help you with the, er, crunch (heh)
@asdflkjh we've kept the house pitch dark for weeks now why haven't you eaten us yet
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plural joak
y'all may already know i'm a bit of a leftist. but, you may not have known, that our system as a whole isn't. see, there's enough of us in here that all together we're more like a byte of one
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@aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space @violet perfectly understandable. we're not gonna touch you without your permission
@violet @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space we've got a faery navigating here. knowing your address would probably make it Harder to find you
@violet @aCuteLittleBox@fedi.lynnesbian.space clearly the solution is we pick up one of you and carry you over to the other one
@violet yay! love ya
@violet can that be ur place
today in: medea has a weird sense of humour, ig
Well, its been great, but for the sake of our poor baby changeling were gonna have to stop talking to horny people. Which, we are saddened to admit, means blocking literally the entire fediverse. Thank you for your understanding.
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Last night's D&D session:
DM: you enter a large cavern under the castle. There are people imprisoned.
Me: it's a dungeon. We're in a dungeon.
DM: in front of you are five large lizards of various color, the largest you've ever seen.
Me: dragons.
DM: in the distance you see a hallway leading to another chamber.
Me: another dungeon?
DM: I promised Dungeons and Dragons, and I plan to deliver. Roll initiative.
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When I was a kid, my friend’s mom hated cursing, so instead of “kiss my ass” she would say “rut my butt”
Which in retrospect, is a THOUSAND TIMES more lewd and horrifying
@sunsetmoth literally all of shakespeare applies here
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i want to kiss trans women until i die
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I love that sex workers call non-sex workers civilians. as a civilian, sex workers are the only troops I support
@breakfastgolem @hyperlink@snouts.online not wearing skin totally counts as being nude
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
