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@nurotoxxyn@redroo.ml horrible goose is an incredibly valid gender have a lovely morning

my fork has informed us we're supposed to not have any genders rn and we just stole a tonne of 'em from the gender factory so like. if anybody wants a gender? please take some??

@Anarchist_Mallrat does black spruce bog count as country? we're entirely uncertain what the definition of country music is at all

this is technically a subtoot but more just....technology is interesting!

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....you two faved that at exactly the same time on our end. with no margin of error. that's fascinating

re: link, re: lewd audiohazard 

@violet @monorail sorry! it's really intended for a human audience, not bats

link, re: lewd audiohazard 

@monorail why would you share this without including the link smh our head

Fascist sex shit y'all need to stop 

Yo... No Nut November is a Nazi thing and everyone seems to have forgotten that. It's based on some wild conspiracy theory that Jews invented pornography to trick Arian men into ejaculating into tissues, thus draining them off their masculine vigor and preventing them from achieving their potential as the ubermensch.

I'm not kidding.

I'm sick of seeing this crap on my dash 🙃

hornt 

i am but a simple entity. i see a monster, i fuck it

PSA for white people interacting with PoC: you can appreciate the positive traits of PoC without framing them in relation to their race. Please do that, thanks.

re: nsfw game idea 

@V it's been ages we can't recall the name. sorry

re: nsfw game idea 

@V ....we've literally played a game that could be described as this

@BoxSystem@plural.cafe frick ye it are. lov thes dorkin h*cks

ableism, child abuse 

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

Sex PSA, condoms 

If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!

@cruelintestines@godforsaken.website i only do it because it's fuckign SLOWER somehow

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