@mavica sounds real fun tbh
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@Anarchist_Mallrat does black spruce bog count as country? we're entirely uncertain what the definition of country music is at all
link, re: lewd audiohazard
@monorail but actually it can be found here:
link, re: lewd audiohazard
@monorail why would you share this without including the link smh our head
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Fascist sex shit y'all need to stop
Yo... No Nut November is a Nazi thing and everyone seems to have forgotten that. It's based on some wild conspiracy theory that Jews invented pornography to trick Arian men into ejaculating into tissues, thus draining them off their masculine vigor and preventing them from achieving their potential as the ubermensch.
I'm not kidding.
I'm sick of seeing this crap on my dash 🙃
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re: nsfw game idea
@V it's been ages we can't recall the name. sorry
re: nsfw game idea
@V ....we've literally played a game that could be described as this
@bryn why is there no subtitles option for irl???
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Sex PSA, condoms
If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own