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@luna@hellsite.site zappy zaps, bc my presence is so....electrifying

gods this is such a bad flirt pun. so proud of mself

trickster faerie (xe/xer): hello, may I have your pronouns?

me (they/them): sure! they/them.

faerie (xe/xer/they/them): thanks, foolish human c:

me ( / ): wait what

endlessly annoyed that many programming languages have int and str as types, but not wis, cha, con, or dex

Friend of my girlf adds me on Facebook

Me: Ooh, I don't know, I'm not really super big into accepting requests from people I haven't met anymo--oh they use they/them pronouns, accepted!

my hobby: idly using three different languages in a single rhetorical sentence to myself without thinking about it

we need gay history lessons that dont shy away from talking about the culture of gay bars, because it influenced a lot of culture today that the straights appropriated and they dont even know that they did

Lewd I suppose 

Today I read a beautiful poem about time theft in iambic pentameter by user bubblebutt thunderslut at girlcock dot club. Normal website

*sings "Grow For Me" from little shop of horrors but at her boobs*

call outpost: one Kai Mera decided to sing a fire-making song; they subsequently sang it so many times they caused themself to overheat and shut down.

Goodnight gays and girls and enbies and boys and otherworldly void beings from beyond the grave, and robots, and otherly cuties <3

heartbreaking: nobody has talked to local faery in millions of years, according to local faery

sources close to local faery claim they may actually have literally been in the middle of multiple conversations when they said this. we are still investigating these rumours

@JohnBrownJr holy shit a tv show i actually heard of. what the fuck. i've never heard of anything. how

q for adhd ppl 

@scribblefrog@glitterkitten.co.uk caffeine afawct doesn't do anything for me. as in, no effect whatsoever. it's weird

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