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"I wish for a family."

"Don't you already have one?" asked the genie.

"I wouldn't mind a better one..."

"Do you wish for your current family to be..." the genie made a grim gesture.

"No! No I mean... I guess I like them but I have to be someone very specific for them."

"Understood."

With a solemn magical nod, the means of a new family appeared in my hands.

"A laptop?"

"With unlimited internet access and airline miles."

"Yesss."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

plural joke 

Pluralphobic that our face doesn't reveal the swirling mist of individuals floating around in our head.

just read the word "twinkling" and thought "ah, a small twink" I'm logging off forever

@myconidiosyncracy we spend 90% of our time convincing our friends to go the fuck to sleep

If you ever think “wow, the owner of this business treats me and the other employees well,” remember that they could turn the business into a worker-owned collective...and they choose not to.

sorry, i prefer to watch shrek in the original japanese

Antikink rhetoric is ableist 

Some people, due to being ND or disabled, cannot engage in vanilla sex.

Either it is too painful, uncomfortable or just boring.

For some with chronic pain, pain play is a way to gain control over the concept of the pain they experience.

Some autistic people gain no pleasure from vanilla sex due to sensory issues, but find pleasure in kink.

For some, vanilla sex isn’t something they’re physically capable of, or is very uncomfortable, but kink is pleasurable and comfortable to preform.

Some autistic people enjoy ‘unusual’ kinks, for some of us it is the only thing we sexually engage with.

Antikink sentiment directly harms disabled people and our sexual expression.

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