@yeenbean why thank you. you're quite lovely yourself as well, dear.
@yeenbean tee-hee
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the sellspell who charges her adventuring party by the spellslot calls herself a "reverse philosophers stone". Turns gold into explosions
@velexiraptor see it's very distinctive but it's very distinctive in the same way as everyone else who used that picrew
@yeenbean oh, we're [i]well[/i] aware of that, dear.
@yeenbean seen this like five times now and surprised by the contents every single gods d__ned one
@velexiraptor o yes pls
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and also im going to mom the shit out of the first true, conscious AI and no one can stop me
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@velexiraptor aaa [i]u[/i] cute
@tan best tell 'em up front ye'll do't. might make some think twice
@tan careful with that. some adventurers'll steal the skin off yer back soon as look atcha. y'might end up dead in a ditch 'stead a paid rich
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@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social @tan make bootleg green eggs and ham by prestidigitating random rocks to be green
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@melissasage the only issue is like. where do we find the time for this. we've already overloaded our schedule with twice as many obligations as there are hours in the year. we could do it but like. we'd? need help?? so bad???
@melissasage holy shit we need thi-
[i]holy shit we could MAKE this[/i]
@velexiraptor greater-than semicolon three cee
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“Why don't you write about women? my mother asked me. I don't know how, I said. A stupid answer, but an honest one. I did not know how to write about women - very few of us did - because I thought that what men had written about women was the truth, was the true way to write about women. And I couldn't.”
- Ursula LeGuin, “The Fisherwoman’s Daughter”
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own