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obligatory bad joke (mild nsfw?) 

@monorail fuck you, you say

I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

Tired: "men are too emotional to be leaders." *replicates the sexist assumption that unemotionality is always a superior trait and is inherently associated with dominance/authority.*

Wired: "Men aren't emotional enough to be leaders." *Hot take. Asserts the value of traits devalued by patriarchy. Radically re-envisions what leadership ought to look like. Doesn't throw men who experience positive emotions intensely under the bus for being insufficiently "in-control" (read: masculine).*

girls cute and good especially my gfs who put up with my bull shit

re: food shitpost 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social dear gods, no, please don't let kai abuse our taste buds any more than they already do.

re: food shitpost 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social like i said, limited by our resources. the notable bit with me is just that i:
• actually eat these things
• do so on a regular basis

re: food shitpost 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social i am limited by our resources, but a recent example is black beans and ice cream garnished with some leaves to add a nice crumch

re: food shitpost 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social well, obviously. but also i'm a horrible gremlin whose taste in food disgusts Everyone I Talk To

re: food shitpost 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social no, pop tarts in a proper marinara sauce. what kind of barbarian do you take me for

re: food shitpost 

@DirectorBlack@octodon.social brb making myself some ravioli with a nice pasta sauce

@anarchiv
I could totally see it though, how you could totally take my bro,
you're jacked and swole as hell my dude, brolene

Brolene, Brolene
Brolene
B r o l e n e
I'm beggin' you, bro
please don't take my bro

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