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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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*Me, arriving, kit on my shoulders*
My friends: Did... You carry her all the way here?
Me: Uuuh yeah, you think my girlfriend should fucking have to WALK???
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They used wood charcoal, broken pottery, bones, ashes, compost and other materials to create what settlers called "Terra preta." At first whites didn't credit the indigenous people with making this soil. They thought it was volcanos or brought in by river flooding. But it was the people, and they had been doing it since 450 BC. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_preta
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Ordinary Chinese readers and translators united to help me remove all censorship from the mainland edition of my first book, entitled《永久记录》. Now we're making it available it to the world for free. Please download and share it everywhere. Link: https://t.co/7f6djtUYW7 https://t.co/R16nHelBJ6
@fluttergirly *gasp* cannibalism
@popstar@myasstodon.xyz not with that attitude they aren't
@Soup_Official "average person swallows 7 soup bowls a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person swallows 0 soup bowls per year. Soupbowls Georg, who lives in a cave & swallows over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
@stackingstones@todon.nl idk what's a gender but i sure don't want it in my food
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all marketing I go is viral marketing, because I'm a virus, but you know
@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city @VyrCossont perks of not understanding time is we can take you right then right now
https://invidio.us/watch?v=Fhz9LXX5AkE
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@VyrCossont don't forget Trans Day of Screaming
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recommended cis holidays (continued):
• Cisgender Day of Not Using the Word "Brave" (it's just one day! y'all can do it!)
• Cisgender Day of Liking All Your Trans Kid's Selfies on Facebook
• Cisgender Day of Just Correcting Yourself and Moving On When You Fuck Up Somebody's Pronouns
• Cisgender Retail Employees' Day of Not Giving a Shit Who's In Your Store Buying What, a Sale's a Sale
• Cisgender Day of Crushing on a Trans Person Because They're Hot and Not Worrying About Why
• Cisgender Day of Not Using the Word "Brave" (it's just one day! y'all can do it!)
• Cisgender Day of Liking All Your Trans Kid's Selfies on Facebook
• Cisgender Day of Just Correcting Yourself and Moving On When You Fuck Up Somebody's Pronouns
• Cisgender Retail Employees' Day of Not Giving a Shit Who's In Your Store Buying What, a Sale's a Sale
• Cisgender Day of Crushing on a Trans Person Because They're Hot and Not Worrying About Why
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recommended cisgender holidays:
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Sex
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Gender Roles
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About You
• Cisgender Day of Going With Your Trans Friend to the DMV
• Cisgender Day of Taking Your Trans Friend Shopping But Not As a Trans Thing Just As a Friend Thing And With Full Acceptance That This Might Mean Spending Time in the Plus Size or Kids Sections Because Clothes and Shoes Are Tricky
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Sex
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Gender Roles
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About You
• Cisgender Day of Going With Your Trans Friend to the DMV
• Cisgender Day of Taking Your Trans Friend Shopping But Not As a Trans Thing Just As a Friend Thing And With Full Acceptance That This Might Mean Spending Time in the Plus Size or Kids Sections Because Clothes and Shoes Are Tricky
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partial list of trans holidays:
• Transgender Day of Remembrance
• Transgender Day of Visibility
• Transgender Day of Paperwork
• Transgender Day of Explaining This Shit To Your Parents, Again
• Transgender Day of Dealing With Medical Insurance (formerly part of TDoP but it got too big)
• Transgender Day of Seeing Another Trans Person at the Coffee Shop But They Don't Have Any Openly Trans Signifiers and What Are You Gonna Say To Them Anyway, Hi, I'm Trans Too, How's It Going
• Halloween
• Transgender Day of Remembrance
• Transgender Day of Visibility
• Transgender Day of Paperwork
• Transgender Day of Explaining This Shit To Your Parents, Again
• Transgender Day of Dealing With Medical Insurance (formerly part of TDoP but it got too big)
• Transgender Day of Seeing Another Trans Person at the Coffee Shop But They Don't Have Any Openly Trans Signifiers and What Are You Gonna Say To Them Anyway, Hi, I'm Trans Too, How's It Going
• Halloween
re: mtg
@NottNornal oh, if i wanted to get banned, i'd be using the deck whose wincons all force a draw instead
my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther
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@minty_da the neutrino is just a neutron after HRT (hadron replacement therapy)
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CALLOUT POST FOR ALL NBs
y'all are too cute and cool and you can accomplish anything you put your mind to 🌟
re: mtg
this effectively locks down the board, but more importantly i think is the fact that it makes everyone hate you for eternity
mtg
special deck designed to prevent everyone (including yourself) from getting any cards, ever
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"Noun:
1. (colloquial) very good, pleasing, desirable
2. (colloquial) bad, evil, disgusting
3. (colloquial, vulgar) slang for penis
4. (colloquial) a regional pastry made of fried dough"
-the definition of every single word you look up in a language you don't speak
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
